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Who knew quitting cookie-eating could be so hard?
The Cookie Monster recently had a meltdown. He ate cookies backstage, and ordered a prostitute. He became gay for a day with Bert and Ernie and slept with Elmo, discovering that she was actually a girl (see article: Elmo a girl?) He also sexually harassed Big Bird yesterday approximately at 12 PM at the pub. Because of this, he has faced two charges from sexual assault and is to spend three years in rehabilitation to get over his love for cookies.